this looks like heaven

this looks like heaven

(via ravenor)


jessicacabot:

this girl is TOO GOOD.

this is awesome


had one of those moments today where I missed a chance to exchange info with a guy who I felt a connection with (my friend showed up at the end and it seemed like he was my boyfriend which I think threw a wrench in it?) and this is now going to haunt me for fucking months.


#tbt post

there was a time in my life when I was like, 23, where my parents went out of town for a week, and I would make my friends come over and smoke weed out of a light bulb (home made vaporizer) and watch a Devo VHS that I’d gotten from the library and one time my high school crush came over and we cuddled and I showed him a porn that made me laugh a lot because the guy kept yelling ‘after-party!’ (we didn’t like, watch the porn, just the part where the guy yelled after-party, it wasn’t some sexy moment)

I miss this time of my life


liezlwashere:

Union Square, Manhattan. $1000.00
“I am looking for someone to move into a large closet space in one of the three bedrooms of my apartment. The bedroom has two closets but there is no need for it so we are looking to sublet it as a living space to a 4th roommate. The closet is about 5 feet wide and 7 feet long. It has no windows and think it would be ideal for a twin size bed and small night stand.”
“Amazing Location”(via theworstroom)

This blog makes me so incredibly thankful to live in Los Angeles

liezlwashere:


Union Square, Manhattan. $1000.00

“I am looking for someone to move into a large closet space in one of the three bedrooms of my apartment. The bedroom has two closets but there is no need for it so we are looking to sublet it as a living space to a 4th roommate. The closet is about 5 feet wide and 7 feet long. It has no windows and think it would be ideal for a twin size bed and small night stand.”

“Amazing Location”

(via theworstroom)

This blog makes me so incredibly thankful to live in Los Angeles


Busy

So busy. So busy working at a job I don’t want to be at because I need money to support a career that doesn’t pay, yet, and may not, ever. So exhausted. So behind on bills because I have been paying to go travel to perform comedy, and can’t seem to catch up again. No time for myself, to be healthy, self-reflective, or happy. Fatter than I’ve been in years. God what I would give to be able to go on unemployment again.


Conversation Overheard At Ralph's Just Now

(Presumably) Homeless Guy (walking behind (Presumably) Homeless Woman) : Yeah, yeah, go to the bathroom and suck dick for money!
Ralph's Employee: O__o
(Presumably) Homeless Guy: Well, that's what she does! She sucks dick!
Ralph's Employee: ....
(Presumably) Homeless Guy: Sorry but it's true, she's a whore
Ralph's Employee: I know, but you don't have to tell everyone.

This show is tomorrow night yall! We have so much crazy shit in store that I am really excited about.
Also if you use LYFT to get to and from the show, you’ll get a $10 credit! Lyft is an awesome driving service that is cheaper than a taxi - For Lady to Lady attendees, Lyft has kindly offered $10 of free credit to new users. Just download the Lyft app and enter LYFTUCB under settings to take a trip on us.
get tix at www.tinyurl.com/L2LatUCB

This show is tomorrow night yall! We have so much crazy shit in store that I am really excited about.

Also if you use LYFT to get to and from the show, you’ll get a $10 credit! Lyft is an awesome driving service that is cheaper than a taxi - For Lady to Lady attendees, Lyft has kindly offered $10 of free credit to new users. Just download the Lyft app and enter LYFTUCB under settings to take a trip on us.

get tix at www.tinyurl.com/L2LatUCB


EP. 21 "Milf Soup" ft. Karen Kilgariff and Jeff Wattenhofer
Brandie Posey, Barbara Gray and Tess Barker
Lady to Lady

courtingcomedy:

Podcast: Lady to Lady Episode 21. “Milf Soup” featuring Karen Kilgariff and Jeff Wattenhofer. Hosted by Barbara Gray, Brandie Posey and Tess Barker. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here

This is one of my favorite favorite favorite episodes of the podcast so far